We all from time to time feel stroppy about something relatively unimportant but irritating all the same. Have a moan here. Let's share our grievances. Here's one of mine.
I hate it when I'm in a queue at the supermarket, and the person (usually a woman I'm afraid to say) in front of me, waits till all she has packed all her shopping into bags before opening her handbag and starting to fumble about looking for her bank card.
You have been standing in the queue for ages you silly b*tch!! Why didn't you get your card ready then?
She's probably the same one who is in front of me at the petrol pump and checks her hair and puts on her lipstick in the rearview mirror before setting off!